My kids LOVE jokes of all kinds, so this post was lots of fun to put together! I have gathered 100+ Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes for kids and put them all in one place for you!
Along with the knock-knock jokes, I’ve added some other hilarious Christmas jokes that are sure to get your kids into the holiday spirit! Give the gift of laughter this Christmas and share these jokes at a Christmas party or simply around your dinner table.
In this post you will find:
- Elf Jokes
- Santa Jokes
- Reindeer Jokes
- Christmas Food Jokes
….AND SO MUCH MORE!!
Pour a cup of hot cocoa, grab the kids and enjoy this awesome collection of funny Christmas jokes! Be sure to save this post for later so you can always find a good Christmas joke when you need one!
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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Elf Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?. Elves. Elves who? Elves that need directions to the North Pole!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf-ant likes peanuts for Christmas
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I knock again will you let me in?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elfish people always end up on the naughty list.
Santa Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus is coming to town.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hosanna. Hosanna who? How’s sanna claus gonna get in? We have no chimney.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter– Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Have. Have who? Have you left out some milk and cookies?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star getting ready for bed! Santa will be here soon!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? Reindeer last night. I wish it was snow.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sleigh. Sleigh who? Sleigh it ain’t snow! Winter is here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? Ho-ho-hope your holiday is merry and bright!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Rude. Rude who? Rude-olph you to not invite me to your holiday party.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goose who is coming down the chimney? Santa Claus!
Random Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honda. Honda who? Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open ’til Christmas!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithful…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pikachu. Pikachu who? Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claus. Claus who? Claus I can’t wait any longer!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norway. Norway who? Norway am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I’ve forgotten my name again!
Christmas “Name” Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Christmas. You too?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all those presents!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open your gift!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita ride, Rudolph.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Murray. Murray who? Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary and Abby. Mary and Abby who? Mary Christmas and Abby New Year
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any gifts for me?
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Carol. Carol who? Christmas Carol!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time! We were about to make Christmas cookies.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanye. Kanye who? Kanye help me untangle my Christmas lights?
Winter Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow one’s at the door.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you’ve been wrapping your presents!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fir. Fir who? Fir-get the fake tree! Spruce up your home with the real deal!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sap. Sap who? Sap-tacular tree you have this year!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Skiing. Skiing who? Skiing is believing!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Flurry. Flurry who? Flurry up! It’s time to go see Santa!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cold. Cold who? Cold we freeze this moment? I love the holidays.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Winter. Winter who? Winter-ful day for a stroll, isn’t it? Maybe we will spot Santa!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Flake. Flake who? Flake it ’til you make it — you’ll get the hang of wrapping presents soon enough.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy does it! You wouldn’t want to slip!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing tomorrow when the snow melts?
More Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Christmas!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for my Christmas present!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully please. This present is fragile.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in for cocoa and Christmas cookies.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule know when you answer the door.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Christmas Jokes. Christmas Jokes who? Christmas jokes are here for you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Izzin. Izzin who? Izzin Christmas fun?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding up my Christmas stocking!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Deck the. Deck the who? Deck the halls with boughs of holly!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baa. Baa who? Baa Humbug!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree who? Tree wise men came on Christmas night.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven seen Santa just yet. I will keep waiting.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Myrrh. Myrrh who? Myrrh knock-knock jokes, of course!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Twin. Twin who? Twin-ty five days until Christmas is not a lot of time to celebrate!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Screw. Screw who? Screw-ge is about to have a spirited evening.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pepper. Pepper who? Peppermint candy canes are the best!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ginger. Ginger who? Gingerbready or not! Christmas is almost here.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watt. Watt who? Watts up? Oh, that’s right — my Christmas lights!
Other Christmas Jokes For Kids
Christmas Food Jokes
- Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole!
- Who is the only one to not eat at Christmas dinner? The turkey, it’s always stuffed!
- Why shouldn’t you prank the eggnog? It can’t take a yolk.
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.
- What do grapes sing at Christmas? ‘Tis the season to be jelly.
- Why do so many people drink eggnog around the holidays? It’s sold everywhere, you just can’t egg-nore it.
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
- What did one cranberry say to the other at Christmas time? Berry Christmas!
- What did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg? A candy cane.
- What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane.
- Who hides in a bakery on Christmas? A mince spy.
Reindeer Jokes
- Why didn’t Rudolph make honor roll in school this term? Because he went down in history.
- What did Rudolph say when he won the lottery? Christmas be my lucky day!
- What do reindeers decorate their trees with? Horn-aments.
- Which reindeer does Santa always have to discipline? Rude-olph.
- Why do Dasher and Dancer get to take so many coffee breaks? They are Santa’s star bucks!
- What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No-eye-deer.
- What did Santa give his reindeer with a stomach bug? Elk-a-seltzer.
- Which of Santa’s reindeers loved to party? Dancer!
- How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh? Eight bucks, or nine if the weather is bad.
- Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for ice cream when their job is done? Deery Queen.
- What do reindeer eat for breakfast? Deer-ios.
- Why does Rudolph fly? Because he can’t drive!
- How is a reindeer like a coin? It has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
- Why is Scrooge so nice to Santa’s reindeer? He values every buck.
- What is brown, white and red all over? A sunburned reindeer.
- How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at the calen-deer.
- Did Rudolph go to public school? No, he was elf-taught.
- Why was Rudolph directing the Christmas play? Because Santa asked Rudolph: “Won’t you guide my play tonight?”
Santa Jokes
- Did you hear about when Santa got stuck in the chimney? He was feeling a bit Claus-trophobic.
- Which U.S. state is Santa’s favorite? Idaho-ho-ho!
- Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
- Who delivers presents to cats? Santa paws.
- What does Santa clean his sleigh with? Santa-tizer.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson.
- How can you tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.
- What is Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
- Why does Santa work at the North Pole? Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole.
- What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nick-less.
- Why does Santa use a chimney? It soots him.
- What do you get if you cross Saint Nick with a detective? Santa Clues!
- What did Mrs. Claus say when Santa asked about the weather. “It looks like rain, dear.”
- How does Santa measure his bag? In Santa-meters.
- How do you know Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt.
- What brand of shoe does Santa wear? I don’t know, boots me!
- What’s Santa’s nationality? North Pole-ish.
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.
- What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.
Christmas Jokes
- How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? 25 — there’s noel.
- Did you hear about the brand new Christmas newspaper? It’s “The Herald-Angels Sing.”
- Why is the Grinch such a good gardener? He has a green thumb.
- How did one sheep greet the other for the holidays? Wool-tide bleatings!
- What type of key do you need to put on a Nativity play? A don-key.
- Why was the advent calendar afraid? Its days were numbered!
- Did you hear about what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar? He got 25 days.
- Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly-wood.
- What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and Christmas tree lights? A piglet!
- What do sheep say at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe.
I hope this collection of Christmas knock-knock jokes and other funny jokes for kids made you smile! Be sure to save this post and share with a friend!
Blessings!
~Maryann
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